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Grabbing the Candy Bar Behind the First One

I don’t know about you, but sometimes I have this on-again-off-again habit of grabbing the candy bar behind the first one.

Because I know what that first one has been through. It’s been through floor drops, dirty hands, and Grabby Kids. Grabby Kids are the kids whose wrists are slapped from grabbing something they shouldn’t or something their parents can’t afford to buy for them (and sometimes resulting in the aforementioned floor drop). Sometimes it’ll get crunched up and slammed back into its box from Angry Parent’s retaliation against Grabby Kid’s swipe.

Be wary of the first candy bar.