February 2012
16 posts
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Remembering Your Experience With the Theater...
I remember when I went to see the first Lord of the Rings in theaters. Fantastic movie. But before the movie started, a large group of about a dozen middle school kids were sitting two rows ahead of me. On this particular evening they felt the need to bring their schoolyard drama to the theater. To put the noise level into perspective, just imagine a hallway in a middle school during class...
January 2012
7 posts
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Dragons
You just say the word, and anybody gets it. DRAGON.
Don’t you wish dragons existed? Your answer to that question is irrelevant because dragons will wreck your shit. One dragon would level an entire city in one hour if you catch him on a good day. Nevermind those pansy-ass komodo dragons. This is the real deal, man.
But, why do we love dragons so much? It’s probably because they are...
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The Guy On the Pizza Box
For many years I have been trying nothing but the Best thanks to the Pizza Box Guy. This man’s face has graced the pizza boxes of nearly every mom-and-pop pizza joint in existence. Which leaves me to wonder: where can I find the Rest? Does he mean chain pizza restaurants? I dunno about him but I kind of like those, actually.
More businesses should start using the Pizza Box Guy in their...
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Stepping Into Mirror World
There have been numerous times where I’ve wondered what it would be like to step into Mirror World. I keep thinking how amazing it would be. Am I a successful CEO of a major Fortune 500 company? Do I get superpowers in Mirror World? Perhaps everyone has a personality that is the polar opposite to the one that they have here in the normal world? Maybe work doesn’t suck in Mirror...
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Getting Stuck in Traffic Jams With No Apparent...
Some traffic jams baffle me. I’m not talking about the ones that are caused by accidents (which is a combination of the accident itself and “rubberneckers”) or construction, but the ones that cause you to punch your steering wheel in a furious, primal rage. One minute you’ll be stuck, then an hour passes and all of a sudden the traffic jam just “ends” and...
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Grabbing the Candy Bar Behind the First One
I don’t know about you, but sometimes I have this on-again-off-again habit of grabbing the candy bar behind the first one.
Because I know what that first one has been through. It’s been through floor drops, dirty hands, and Grabby Kids. Grabby Kids are the kids whose wrists are slapped from grabbing something they shouldn’t or something their parents can’t afford to buy...
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Why is That?
Greetings! My name’s Ryan.
I created this blog because I like to think about the things that I observe in everyday life. I got the motivation to start this after writing a reader submission for LOLadelphia! which can be found in the Source link below.
The topics discussed in that article are pretty much the kind of stuff you can expect to be featured on here and a hint of what’s to...
